The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
KURT VONNEGUTShe hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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