Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
KURT VONNEGUTShe hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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