Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
KURT VONNEGUTShe hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Science is magic that works.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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