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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.

Kurt Vonnegut

I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Alone Care Feeling Myself Need People Thinking
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election

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