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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.

Kurt Vonnegut

There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Book Enough Life Need Oneself Teaching
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself

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