I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTCharm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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