Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
KURT VONNEGUTSo the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Science is magic that works.
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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