Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTWe are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life, it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that’s not enough anymore.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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