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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Goodness Love Moral Myself Yourself
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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One Liner Philosophy
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People

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