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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.

Kurt Vonnegut

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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Alive Last Myself People Powerful
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Hard Himself Ignorance Learning Man People Wisdom
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself

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