Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
KURT VONNEGUTI can have oodles of charm when I want to.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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