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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Existence God Himself Music Need
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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Development Ourselves Way Wings
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Happiness Myself Point Thinking Yourself
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
Science is magic that works.
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Magic One Liner Science
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself

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