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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Forever Lost Love Place Search
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Disappointment Existence Laughter Limitation Yourself
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Forever Gratitude Moments Myself Nice
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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