Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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