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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Beautiful Hurt
And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Happiness Myself Point Thinking Yourself
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future

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