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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

Kurt Vonnegut

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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Control Human Life Love Purpose
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Alone Care Feeling Myself Need People Thinking
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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Sick Yourself
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Freedom Perfection Talk Writing
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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Beginning Book End Love Moments Moral Oneself See Time
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears

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