All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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