There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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