All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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