I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLERBut that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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