Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
JOSEPH HELLERBut that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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