Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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