For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
JOSEPH HELLERI’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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