Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLERIn the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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