There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTHow is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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