There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTPolitics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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