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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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Care Decision Kind Law Legal Man Reason Record
That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Accident Believe Fall Philosophy Universe
May you live all the days of your life.
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Day Life Live Yourself
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Bad Flattery Flirty Greatness Offend Praise Yourself
We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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Age Discover Reading Thinking Tired
Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Age Growth Miracle Religion
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Bold Eat Food Man
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Corruption Politics Understand Word
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Learning Wind Word
War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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Game Love Mad Play War
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Greatness Man Morning Success Worth
When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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Alive Book Myself Reading Talk
Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Fast One Liner Slow Talk Thinking
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Appearance Genius Himself True
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Man One Liner Wisdom Young
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Clothes Funny Head Money Myself Poor Time

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