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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift

If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Belief Reason Yourself
It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Human Nature Oneself Talent
The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Best Bird Injury People Worth
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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Care Decision Kind Law Legal Man Reason Record
Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Argument Conversation One Liner Worst
Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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Fake Philosophy Truth
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Appearance Goodness Himself Positive Quality Talk
And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Best Conversation Reason Rule
War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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Game Love Mad Play War
Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Hungry Nation Poor Pride Proud
The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Body Difference Hope Opinion Philosophy
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Clothes Funny Head Money Myself Poor Time
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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Consistency One Liner World
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Age Experience Information Life Man Skills
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Enough Hate Love Oneself Religion
Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Children One Liner

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