Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFTHe was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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