Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFTDon’t set your wit against a child.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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