A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFTA nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
JONATHAN SWIFTFor in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFTThat the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
JONATHAN SWIFTAle is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFTThis made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFTI never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
JONATHAN SWIFTParty is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
JONATHAN SWIFTI’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFT