Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
JONATHAN SWIFTNo man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Books, the children of the brain.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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