That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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