It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
JONATHAN SWIFTA wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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