He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFTSmall causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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