Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFTSmall causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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