My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.
JOE ROGANBe cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you’re used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.
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The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout.
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When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
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Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Life is about the pursuit of excellence. That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.
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People for the most part can smell lies.
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I want to talk about the nature of human beings or how we’re evolving as a race.
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I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
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Once you understand what excellence is all about, you see how excellence manifest itself in any discipline.
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What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.
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People love to see people fall.
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