“My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.”

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.

I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.

Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

We’re constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We’re finding it where we didn’t think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We’re finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we’re having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what’s possible on this planet alone.

Reality really is a theatre. There’s no other way to describe it. It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other’s sugar.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you’re first coming up and I think that’s good for you. Eventually, you get to express your real personality.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and think, ‘What was that?’

Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something, Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Choose To Be Inspired.

I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

Little friends may prove great friends.

How distant I am from people when I am with them, and how close when they are far away.

Adversity tests the sincerity of friends.

Instead of weeping when a tragedy occurs in a songbird’s life, it sings away its grief. I believe we could well follow the pattern of our feathered friends.

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

The pieces I am, she gather them and gave them back to me in all the right order.

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

The beauty of enmity is insecurity; the beauty of friendship is in security.