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Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.

Jim Carrey

Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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Done Experience Kidnap Positive
Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.
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Gain Heart Life
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
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Acceptance Glory Invisible Light Need Risk Shine World
A better you means a better universe.
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Inspirational One Liner Universe
As far as I can tell, it’s just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass.
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Come Let Go Universe Work
I don’t hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you.
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Break Up Choose Depression Hate Heart Love
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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Human Jump Shark
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
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Hard Time Laugh Struggle
Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don’t limit myself.
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Inspirational Limitation People
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever.
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Forever Love Possible
If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
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Moments Pain Regret Uncertain
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Cable Ultimate

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