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I am heaven.

Jim Carrey

I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
JIM CARREY

Absolute Career Cry Laugh Theater
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
JIM CARREY

Currency Effect Value
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
JIM CARREY

Answer Dreams Famous Rich
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
JIM CARREY

Man Toxic
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
JIM CARREY

Guilt Success Take Care Terrible
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
JIM CARREY

Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
When things are really bad the only thing to do is laugh.
JIM CARREY

Hard Time Laugh Struggle
I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I’d love that. But I don’t need to be. I just want to be here. That’s it.
JIM CARREY

Actor Live Love Need Want
My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
JIM CARREY

Childhool Student
For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much.
JIM CARREY

Noise Sensitive
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
JIM CARREY

Human Jump Shark
Psychologically, it’s what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out.
JIM CARREY

Inside Love Person Psychology Tears
I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
JIM CARREY

Channel Regular
I’m the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it’s still about the work.
JIM CARREY

Admit Analysis Control Salary Work
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.
JIM CARREY

Beautiful Coffee Garden Lose Morning Wake Up
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
JIM CARREY

Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick

I am heaven.

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