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If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.

Jim Carrey

A better you means a better universe.
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Inspirational One Liner Universe
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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Human Jump Shark
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches.
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Hell Listen Noise Place
This is the voice of your ego. If you listen to it, there will always be someone who seems to be doing better than you.
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Ego Inspirational Listen Voice
Life doesn’t happen to you. It happens for you.
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Happen Inspirational Life One Liner
Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased.
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Deep Erase Life
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
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Funny Minute Wait
I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
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Animal Cage Hard Live Room
My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.
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Focus Forget Laugh Life Pain Reduce
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
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Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
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Element Freedom Justice Love Mercy Peace Present Religion
I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started.
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Guilt Success Take Care Terrible
You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.
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Beautiful Positive Ready World
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
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Beyond Effort Invention Peace Perception Personality

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