Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
JERRY SEINFELDMost people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
More Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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The best revenge is living well.
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
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What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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