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I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

Jerry Seinfeld

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Love Magazines Medium Space
Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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Bless Life Torture
Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
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Crazy Death Idea Proven
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
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Amazing Broke Dog Funny Inspire
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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Anything Cut Idea Time Witty
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
What I don’t understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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Body Funny Inspirational Motivational Wax
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two
The best revenge is living well.
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Bestt Live Revenge Well
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I’m like Grace Jones to them. “This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where’s the wife jokes, where’s the fat jokes?”
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Comedian Funny Night Real
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want

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