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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

Jerry Seinfeld

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Important Know Reservation Reservations
I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Car Crazy Years
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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Give Send Sweatpant World
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Average Country Funeral Mean People
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I’m like Grace Jones to them. “This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where’s the wife jokes, where’s the fat jokes?”
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Comedian Funny Night Real
Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
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Crazy Death Idea Proven
I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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Bad Movie Sarcastic Stranger
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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People Series Television Year
[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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Engage Kind Normal People
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

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