With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
JAMES THURBERThe dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
More James Thurber Quotes
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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