I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
JAMES THURBERBeautiful things don’t ask for attention.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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The unicorn is a mythical beast.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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Don’t get it right, just get it written.
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