Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
JAMES THURBERTime is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
More James Thurber Quotes
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing’s fun. You’re getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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