Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
JAMES THURBERYou can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
JAMES THURBERMutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
JAMES THURBERThe wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
JAMES THURBERShe wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
JAMES THURBERHistory is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
JAMES THURBERMan has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
JAMES THURBERArt – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
JAMES THURBERAll men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
JAMES THURBERTwo is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
JAMES THURBERYou might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
JAMES THURBERBeautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
JAMES THURBERSo much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog.
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