With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
JAMES THURBERHumor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.
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Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.
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For one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
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Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
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