If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
JAMES THURBERIf I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
JAMES THURBERIt is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
JAMES THURBERLove is what you’ve been through with somebody.
JAMES THURBERThere is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
JAMES THURBERI never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
JAMES THURBERA false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
JAMES THURBERUnless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
JAMES THURBERWriters of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
JAMES THURBERThe dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
JAMES THURBERThe nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth.
JAMES THURBERHumor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
JAMES THURBERDon’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERArt – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
JAMES THURBERI have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
JAMES THURBERSomebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
JAMES THURBERSixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
JAMES THURBER