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Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.

Jack Nicholson

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actually People Remember
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
JACK NICHOLSON

Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fight Girlfriend Love
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fools Happiness Love
Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player.
JACK NICHOLSON

Improvement Player Tennis
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Favorite Job
In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Behaviour Real Wild
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Movie
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.
JACK NICHOLSON

Importance Leisure Live People Play Understand

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