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Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.

Jack Nicholson

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
JACK NICHOLSON

Life Pretend Rogue
I would never complain about my life, even though I really would like to have a mate.
JACK NICHOLSON

Complain Life Mate
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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Amount Celebrity Meet People Person
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
JACK NICHOLSON

Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
JACK NICHOLSON

Ability Security Sign Thinking
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Movie
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
My motto is more good times.
JACK NICHOLSON

Goodness Motto One Liner Time
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
JACK NICHOLSON

Against Fast Money Race Run Time
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women

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