There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSONWith my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
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Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
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The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
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I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
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Almost everybody’s happy to be a fool for love.
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Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
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A lot of people can’t remember things because they weren’t actually there to begin with – they don’t take it all in.
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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
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I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
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Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
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I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.
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I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.
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