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Where do the ducks go in the winter?

J. D. Salinger

There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Beautiful Stupidity World
The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Education
I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Crazy God Herself Lie Love Myself
People never notice anything.
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One Liner People
Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Action Fear Yourself
I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Myself Word
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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People Rich
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Laugh Marriage Yourself
The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Art Happiness Worst
People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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People Reason Wrong
All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Hate Stupidity
People are always ruining things for you.
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People Ruin Yourself
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Time World Yourself
Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Emotional God Love
If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Beautiful History Learning Poetry Yourself
Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Mad Mom One Liner Sanity

Where do the ducks go in the winter?

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