But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
J. D. SALINGERI’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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