I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
J. D. SALINGERYou don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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