I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
J. D. SALINGERYou don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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