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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

J. D. Salinger

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
J. D. SALINGER

Alone Oneself Stay
Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
J. D. SALINGER

Emotion Poet
That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Hell Myself
Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
J. D. SALINGER

Act Hate Myself Person Remember Talk
How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Man Touch
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Animal One Liner Winter
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
J. D. SALINGER

Mindset True
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Girl Herself Time
People are always ruining things for you.
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People Ruin Yourself
She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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Exception Herself See Togetherness
I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Drink Hope Myself Talk
Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Emotional God Love
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Funny Understand
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Act Hate Myself People Thinking
The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
J. D. SALINGER

Choice Difference Happiness Himself Joy
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Lie Life Music Myself Travel

I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

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