I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERI can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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