Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
J. D. SALINGERI don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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