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A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds, it makes ice.

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Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.
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Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
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A small rock holds back a great wave.
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Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.
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Life is largely a matter of expectation.
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The force of union conquers all.
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The melancholy joys of evils pass’d, For he who much has suffer’d, much will know.
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Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.
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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
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Scepticism is as much the result of knowledge, as knowledge is of scepticism.
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Men are so quick to blame the gods.
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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.
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Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
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Go on with a spirit that fears nothing.
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What are the children of men, but as leaves that drop at the wind’s breath?
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Choose well.
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
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For too much rest becomes a pain.
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Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death.
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Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.
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The roaring seas and many a dark range of mountains lie between us.
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To speak his thoughts is every freeman’s right, in peace and war, in council and in fight.
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He knew how to say many false things that were like true sayings.
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There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life.
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Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other’s good, and melt at other’s woe.
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible – magic to make the sanest man go mad.
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