Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKENYou can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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