Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
H. L. MENCKENThe only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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