Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
H. L. MENCKENPuritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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