When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
H. L. MENCKENPuritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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