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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Democracy Deserve Freedom People Theory
Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Atheist Moral Motivational Religion Right
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Food Politics Promise
People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Cheating Expectation Government Honesty Humanity Lying Need People Resistance
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Animal Art Democracy Science
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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Funny Heaven Humor Person Place
When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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Deep Money
The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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Government Politics Yourself
There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Difference Kind Smart Stay
Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Believe Men Suffering True
Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Discovery Government Human Liberty Wisdom
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Freedom Humanity Peace Rule Save War
It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Education Ourselves Run Time
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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Citizenship Education Learning Liberty Possible Reality Simplicity
Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Equality Forever Ideal Law Men Priviledge Right World
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Feminism Hate Man Women

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