The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
H. L. MENCKENWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Change is not progress.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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