Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
H. L. MENCKENWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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