A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
H. L. MENCKENWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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