I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
EVELYN WAUGHIf politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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